This will be the first of another 12-14 automatic updates, so if you’re reading this, I’m on a plane!

This is what’s happened to me the past three times I’ve flown. I’ve been searched, I’ve been impatient-ed upon, I’ve been felt up and I’ve been violated.

But when I get on that plane it just makes everything fade away. I love flying. It’s safe. It’s secure. You get free Dr. Pepper. Honestly, why are people afraid of it? It rocks.

Guest strips start TOMORROW! Thanks again for helping me out in that department!