A warning, today’s incentive is NSFW! It’s tasteful, but it is actually a photo of my butt at a nude beach so. Click with caution!

Even more than the mountains, than the prairies, are the oceans: white with foam, which I love. Not, like, specifically the foam, but the other aspects, like the sun and the smell and the water and the warmth. I am a beachy kinda dude, I guess, and I feel like I’m forced to wear clothes like 99% of the time I’m awake so I relish the opportunity to strip down and catch rays. Some people can’t separate nudity from sexuality, but we know better, don’t we, readers?

Anyway, I am excited for a brief day of R&R. Rock and roll ??