cory allan

My car is green. Like, light green. It’s a pretty unique color that I VERY RARELY SEE and—let’s be honest—most cars are black or white or gray or blue or red.

Green stands out. I think people wanna see who’s in the green car. And I often forget that my car is green—I didn’t actually pick the color, I inherited it from my family. So I’m always thinking, am I going crazy?? are people looking at me?? keep your ego in check, dude.

anywho, here’s a video, I’m tired, it’s thursday, blah blah blah, goodnight!