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on April 30, 1019 and modified on April 30, 2019.
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Clearly he runs the newsstand out of love for the job. If he invested that gold bar Gil gave him, by now Massimo is probably sitting on a pretty penny. A wheat penny. Covered in sharpie. He’s literally sitting on that right now.

 

Bye for real this time Massimo!

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on April 29, 1019 and modified on April 29, 2019.
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Millions of years later, aliens would visit the ruined earth and appreciate the lunar dick joke, but only after having watched several of our television broadcasts on the way in.

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on April 13, 1019 and modified on April 13, 2019.
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That night, Massimo will buy a ‘no loitering’ sign to hang on his newsstand. It will not help.

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on April 13, 1019 and modified on April 13, 2019.
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Haha get it cause back then ‘uber’ wasn’t a synonym for ‘taxi’

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on April 8, 1019 and modified on April 8, 2019.
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How do you capitalize on change from the future?

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on April 8, 1019 and modified on April 8, 2019.
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Welcome back to the present, Greg. Well, the past-present anyway

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on April 8, 1019 and modified on April 8, 2019.
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Like, is there profit to be made on stamps? Aren’t they just legal tender themselves? Is it like spending a dollar on 4 quarters?

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on April 8, 1019 and modified on April 8, 2019.
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Massimo the news vendor couldn’t be LESS excited to be selling a single stamp.

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